Profile for Gay COWBOY friends in Houston, Texas (TX)

RUBBERDUCKY is a:
Gay man

My Vitals:
Age: 30 , Height: 5'07" 170cm , Weight: 120lbs 54kg
Ethnicity: No Answer

Where I Live:
Southwest Houston, Texas (TX) USA

COWBOY listing:
I am neither a truck driver nor a cowboy. In fact, I don’t like dirt and I never want to touch/see/smell a cow, 5th wheel or tractor. I want a mountain of a guy--one who smells like bacon, has rough calloused hands and won’t take no for an answer. You should be burly, hairy, heavy (but not so big that you need a scooter to get around), tall, and enjoy giving bear hugs and swinging me around like a rag doll. Don’t contact me if you’re1 of those serial killer truck drivers or have hideous venereal diseases. You should also have nice teeth—not yellow and ragged, and your toenails must not look like corn chips. I’m cool with tobacco, just so long as you don’t have a beard with tobacco juice running down it and you don’t have mouth cancer with your face falling off like a zombie. I don’t like smoking though because stale cigarette smoke is just plain nasty. I want someone who won’t be offended if I ask him to put on deodorant or to go shower if he has swamp ass, also known as crotch rot. It is a requirement that my man owns1 of those denim jackets with the sheepskin lining. The jacket should also smell like bacon. My man should not talk too much. He should say simple things like, “yup” and “oh yea?” He should play truck driver songs on the radio like “18 wheels and a dozen roses” and then bring me roses.
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